when you pet your dog and realize you’re petting his butthole

when my mom does my toe nails

when I walk into the bathroom

when your graduation suit trousers are 2 sizes too large at the waist

when niggas be talking about eating ass



This is from a blog “robot” that randomly combines a tweet from Twitter with some unrelated GIF. Pretty fun!

when I get to work today

#selfie #mentalillness

#tbt This is from when I was making political cartoons for my school newspaper before they fired me! #comic #ink

Here’s a thing in ink. #ink #thing

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Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.

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One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.
Salvador Dalí (via uqbn)

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I forgot to advertise to you good people on Instagram, but I’m part of an art show at the Loft Light Gallery downtown tonight if you’d like to check it out. Anyhow, pretty fun. #art #elpaso

Acrylic on canvas. #fineart